What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth