What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.