Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!