What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure