What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.