Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'