Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels