What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.