What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"