What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.