How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train