Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Because it's the scenter!

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He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Omhmeo and Jouleiet

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.