What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.