What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up