What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.