What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!