What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)