What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.