What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.