Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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He was rushin'

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Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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They rush in.

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