Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.