A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
She thought it was diet coke.
It was two tired.
Because he's got rusty knees.
Missile Toe!
A redneck virgin
Baby kangaroos.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Restaurants have better servers.