When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Gary Glitters boots.

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A wind tunnel.

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It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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He couldn't see it coming

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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He has cancer.

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Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*