What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!