What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.