What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.