What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood