Mourning wood!
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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
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You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
He had lost a deer friend
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
He gets mourning wood.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
Don't stop, bereaving!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
There's one less drunk.
That's the spirit!
They both downed spirits.
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
My erection.
Because he is boring.
The punch line.
They all dress like Dobby.
A completely rational fear.
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
Just beet it
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
it was repossessed!
