What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.