What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.