How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.