What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!