What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!