What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.