Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken