Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.