What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D