Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
because 7 8 10
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their german market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
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Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Microsoft
Microsoft Word.
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Because seven "ate" nine.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because 7 8 9!
His hardware was Microsoft
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
I ate sand.
Because he ate too many crabs!
misogynistic.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Talk in your sleep.
Punishment.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
At oh-my-goodness! Skip
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."