What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.