Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well