What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.