What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!