What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.