What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran