Hodor Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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