A year in prison if there's any justice.
Because he catches all the snitches!
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
a rhetorical answer
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Damn!
Four different answers
A: Nothing - he'll just return it!
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
A: Third grade.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Don't worry, be hoppy :)
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Justice isn't always black and white
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
