What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend