What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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A snapping turtle!

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The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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It's not a too-nah!"

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!