What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL