What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL