Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!