Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.