What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Sprinter Jokes More Sprinter Jokes

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...