What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL