Because he was dying to do so.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Islams It.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
