Because he was dying to do so.
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
They Rocked their doors.
Click Turpin
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Neither. It was a tie-die.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.