What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Pedestrian Jokes More Pedestrian Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden