Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right