Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.