Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.