Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.