What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train