What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.