What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.