What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.