What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison