What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.