What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison