None because it's already lit fam
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
The coming of the Lord.
This did not go swimmingly at all
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
It's like a metaphor.
Leukemia Skywalker.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
How I bought your mother
As many as want to be!
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Omelette, fam
Because it's Lit.
