Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head