None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
A Muslim
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Bi-polar
Beef Jerky.
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
It was an explosive success
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Leukemia Skywalker.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
They speak with forked tongues !