None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Groanhenge
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Everywhere.
Smirnoff ISIS
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
ox-fam
Just one sun
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
It's like a metaphor.
They both love using the shredder.
Shredder
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
A conversation of energy.
