None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
Because it was a gun-free zone
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Crimea River
In the cow-boose.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
An unaware wolf.
Because they can't even.
Two for me and one for you.
Smirnoff ISIS
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
You would too if you were a ginger
All of them.
Do you have a ticket for that?
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because they're campers.
