It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Always tip your server.
When you don't use a condom.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
There's none, both like clubbing.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
A: Tweets.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
