What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad