What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.