What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!